Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

shepardshepard:

Iina said Gaara and I just… Can’t help but love murderous demon children. I should put this on naru blog but…

Posted 1 hour ago

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted 3 hours ago

If My Dog Could Talk

  1. Dog: WAT DOING
  2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  3. Dog: WHERE GO
  4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  5. Dog: CAN I COME
  6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  7. Dog: I COME TOO
  8. Dog: WAT DOING
  9. Me: I need to open this door.
  10. Dog: I HALP
  11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  12. Dog: I HALP
  13. Me: Sigh.
  14. Dog: WHERE GOING
  15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  16. Dog: CAN I COME
  17. Me: Sure.
  18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  19. Me: No please don't you are-
  20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  21. Me: No there's no room and-
  22. Dog: LAP
  23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
  25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  31. Me: I AM
  32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  36. Me: .......
Posted 3 hours ago

oswldd:

Myer-Briggs Personality Type: Harry Potter

Take the test here

Part Two

Posted 3 hours ago

oswldd:

Myer-Briggs Personality Type: The Avengers

Take the test here

[Harry Potter (Part 1Part 2), NarniaSherlock , Supernatural (Part 1Part 2)]

YES i MATCH IRONMAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME

Posted 3 hours ago

oswldd:

 Myer-Briggs Personality Type: Harry Potter

Take the test here 

Part One

 [ NarniaSherlock ,Avengers, Supernatural ( Part 1Part 2)]

Who is the 5th one down…

Posted 4 hours ago

(Source: edsbigcock)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

oliveramy:

enasnivolz:

sparrow626:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

The early 2000’s..that’s what this person wants…not the 90’s

Well SHIT thanks for making me feel OLD.

I’m dying. Like…what? WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DID AS KIDS IN THE 90s????

(Source: theacheofmodernism)